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Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said: “Allie, I’m not playing. It’s time for art. The rule is no hoods or hats in school.”
She looked up with tears in her eyes and I realized there was something wrong. Her classmates went into the art room and we moved to the art storage area so her classmates wouldn’t hear our conversation. I softened my tone and asked her if she’d like to tell me what was wrong.
“My ponytail,” she cried.
“Can I see?” I asked.
She nodded and pulled down her hood. Allie’s braids had come undone overnight and there hadn’t been time to redo them in the morning, so they had to be put back in a ponytail. It was high up on the back of her head like those of many girls in our class, but I could see that to Allie it just felt wrong. With Allie’s permission, I took the elastic out and re-braided her hair so it could hang down.
“How’s that?” I asked.
She smiled. “Good,” she said and skipped off to join her friends in art.
‘Why Do You Look Like a Boy?’
Santa Claus Is Watching You!
(This is a rant. You’ll probably be offended. Fair warning has now been given.)
Let me just give you a few of my thoughts on Santa Claus. Okay, really, it’s just one.
He’s creepy as hell.
Now I know you’re probably thinking, “What the hell is wrong with you, Liv? Santa is awesome! He’s this really jolly guy who, once a year, brings presents to you if you’ve been good. What’s so messed up about that?” Really? You can’t see where there are problems here?
First of all, we’re talking about a guy who knows when you’ve been naughty or nice. You know the song, “He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.” Anyone read 1984? Santa Claus is the original Big Brother. Somehow, either through advanced technology, magic, or a combination of the two, he not only knows what you’re doing all the time, he uses that information against you to force you to act in a specific manner that he finds acceptable.
It’s worse than Communist Russia.
Here is a guy who, through sheer force of will (be that jolly or no), has managed to create a small army of lookalikes to confuse and “encourage” children to behave. He uses deceit and threats via his “helpers” to get you to do what he wants.
If you don’t do what he wants, you’re punished. Traditional to Western cultures, he leaves you with a lump of coal, but, in some places, a demon comes in and snatches the child away to take said bad child back to its demon lair for a Christmas meal, and I’m not talking turkey here, kids. Santa knows this demon exists and does nothing about it despite his self-proclaimed love of children. If you love children, even if they’re bad, do they really deserve to be demon food? No, I think not. That’s just creepy.
Speaking of loving children, Santa Claus is a grown man who sneaks into your house with a bag full of children’s toys and candy that he then leaves as the rewards (read bribes) to your children for being good. If any other grown man dressed up in what sort of looks like silky pajamas, rode in on a sleigh pulled by cute, fuzzy animals, and then tried to give a child some toys and candy for doing what he wanted them to do, he’d be locked up faster than you could say, “Detective Olivia Benson, NYPD.”
Here’s a guy who has made breaking and entering into every single house in the world on a specific day each year not only acceptable but expected with anticipation. Not only are we excited about it, but we leave him milk and cookies to encourage him and to keep him fat. Let’s face facts here, the amount of calories that man must burn every Christmas Eve would have to be enormous. There’s no way he could be that round around the middle if he didn’t eat all those cookies and all that milk. We’re basically encouraging an elderly man to remain obese, which is creepy in a whole different way.
That aside, I should also point out that he has a freaking Compound at the North Pole. A compound, you know, like Waco? It’s this self-contained place that no adult knows how to get to, and a very few amount of children get to visit, that is full of small elven people that spend all year making toys. The place is every child’s dream land. Michael Jackson did that. We remember what happened there, right?
Also, I want you think about this. The elves make toys all year long in preparation for Christmas Eve, which means they have to have super advanced information on what’s going to be a popular toy that year and what children are going to be good and bad because that kind of inventory creation really can’t be guess work. This tells me that Santa has insider information, and he probably has figured out a way to stack the market to make certain toys go into production and be popular. Therefore, Santa is not only an evil businessman, but he created the Great Tickle-Me Elmo Must-Have’s of a few years ago. I hate him more now.
Santa is creepy. You follow me?
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